April Fools


“Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” ~ Will Rogers

“A joke is at most a temporary rebellion against virtue, and its aim is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.” ~ George Orwell

“This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.” ~ Mark Twain

“If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.” ~ Welsh proverb

“A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool, usually has his suspicions.” ~ Unknown

“A fool may be known by six things: anger, without cause; speech, without profit; change, without progress; inquiry, without object; putting trust in a stranger, and mistaking foes for friends.” ~ Arabian proverb

“We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.” ~ Japanese proverb

“A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.” ~Clifton Paul Fadiman

“Don’t approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.” ~ Jewish proverb

“Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.” ~ Gene Brown

“I have great faith in fools: self-confidence, my friends call it.” ~ Edgar Allan Poe

“Isn’t it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool’s Day and ends with cries of May Day!” ~ Unknown

“It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.” ~ Max Eastman

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